Cough, cough, cough… who am I? I’m a world class athlete in dirty Beijing, China. I can hardly breathe, because the government here is useless, run by world class greedy bastards!!! These men have built an empire of filth with complete disregard for the environment.Indeed while Beijing has enjoyed great economic growth in the modern times, it has destroyed it’s most precious resources. The water is filthy, the air is filthy, and the hearts and minds of these greedy leaders are corrupt to the core.
So this summer while huge multinational corporations attempt to put a positive light on dealing with some of the worlds most dangerous lunatics, please take note of the environment.
When you are done don’t forget to thank a local environmentalist, because without them, you too would be living in a filthy hellhole created by greedy men who seek only to build their own fortunes.
Posted by geber22 
